Where: Provided by the Pig at Merge 25.

What: the beet and blue dog; blue cheese and beet mustard.

With whom: Me myself and I, and about 1500 other Merge fans.

Why: BEET MUSTARD.

Grade: A. One of the best dogs I’ve had. The dog itself was great, and the beet mustard — the tang of mustard with the sweet of beets — was a perfect counterpoint to the blue cheese crumbles. I scarfed that thing in about four bites and almost went for another one.