the new kacey musgraves record is great

you’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t so you might as well just do whatever you want so make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys or kiss lots of girls if that’s something you’re into

there’s bars out here for miles

dear chicago, you’ll never guess. you know the girl you said i’d meet someday? well, i’ve got something to confess. she picked me up on friday. asked me if she reminded me of you. i just laughed and lit a cigarette, said “that’s impossible to do.”

to the stand of the greatest show on earth

oooh, happy days are here! it’s the perfect summer night and the moonlight’s shining clear put your pistol in your purse ’cause we’re goin to gettysburg to the stand of the greatest show on earth