baseball: charlotte knights @ durham bulls, originally uploaded by minervacat.

This is Jake Peavy. He is very, very attractive. He is, when he is healthy, very, very good at baseball. He has a heeeeeeeatah, as our drunk ex-Masshole once-and-future seatmate Aaron would say. We sat fifteen feet from where he threw bullpen today. He is very, very, very attractive.

… no, really, that’s all I’ve got tonight. Jake Peavy is a hotass. Very little else is worth mentioning in light of paying nine bucks for fourth row tickets to his warm-ups.